Straight Pride

Ok, I am not a gay basher or a bigot. I'm just tired of all the "In-your-face" gay stuff. I picked up the paper the other day. The front page had an article on gay rights. I turned to the obituaries where it said a prominent minister had died. It also indicated that he was an advocate of gay rights. Then I turned a few more pages to find out that the first openly gay senator had died.
everytime I turn on the television, there is some new gay character on a show. Its like the networks and he media are saying it's ok to be gay. Sorry, but I am a Bible reading Christian. And like all Christians I have sin in my life, but I always repent and try to do the right thing. But what I don't do that a lot of gays do, is to be in your face about their sexuality. I don't run around saying "I am a heterosexual, look at me". And all of the gay symbols that are in your face. The rainbow, which used to be the symbol of God's promise never to again flood the world's inhabitants. The teletubbies which is a show enjoyed by my own children has now been taken over by the gays. Even the Peanuts gang with Charlie Brown and Snoopy has their own gay member, Peppermint Patty. Or so the gay community claims. Well that's enough. From this day forward I will and encourage other straight people to, profess their Heterosexualality to everyone. In fact I have come up with a symbol for us, the unsilent straight minority. A flag to represent us. A Straight Pride flag. Wear it with Pride.