Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Top ten reasons to consider you might be from Boulder

10. IF YOU KNOW OF THE EXISTANCE OF MUSICAL GROUPS LIKE
LIQUID JESUS, SOCIAL DISTORTION, SMASHING PUMKINS,
AND THE MIGHTY LEMON DROPS, AND YOU KNOW WHERE TO
BUY THEIR CD's.

9. IF YOU BOUGHT A VOLKSWAGON BUG, NOT BECAUSE IT WAS
CHEAP, BUT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS "THE IN THING".

8. IF ANY PARTS OF YOUR BODY, OTHER THAN YOUR
EARS, ARE PIERCED.

7. IF YOUR HAIR COLOR IS ANY OF THE SAME COLORS USED
BY THE MANUFACTURERS OF SKITTLES CANDY.

6. IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRA COUCH IN YOUR LIVING ROOM BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PUT
IT ON THE FRON PORCH ANYMORE.

5. IF YOU INTENTIONALLY RIP HOLES IN ANY OF YOUR
NEW CLOTHES.

4. IF YOU THINK BELL BOTTOM JEANS, PLATFORM SHOES, AND
TIE-DYE SHIRTS ARE COOL.

3. IF YOU OWN ANYTHING MADE OF HEMP.

2. IF YOU ARE UPSET BECAUSE THEY CANCELLED THE MALL
CRAWL FOR HALLOWEEN.

1. IF YOU THINK BROOKS & DUNN ARE SOME OF THOSE
PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEYS YOU SAW ON T.V.

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